The Story of the Drift Wizard

The Drift Wizards origins are often debated by many scholars in the field of wizardry. Some say he appeared out of a thick cloud of tire smoke at the dawn of drifting back in 1746 AD. Some say he isn't even real, a mere hologram created by Winston Churchill to confuse the Germans back in WW2. But what we do know is that his powers are unmatched. It has been said that he only eats forged aluminum wheels and drinks 10W30 motor oil. Some conspiracy theorists are convinced that Formula Drift Driver Andy Hateley, is in fact the Drift Wizard. These radical claims are unfounded and Andy has assured the press he is not the Drift Wizard. But some still speculate with these radical theories. We assure you these theories are mere propaganda created by the Drift Wizards mortal enemy, the evil Dr. Drift. If you see Dr. Drift, please report him to the authorities immediately and do not let him drink any water after midnight. Thank you and god bless the Drift Wizard!