Now is your chance to own the only wizard hat that gives you supreme drifting power! Forged by The Drift Wizard himself, deep in a hidden cave somewhere near Bakersfield. Every hat is blessed by the Drift Wizard and it has been said that this hat can give you magical powers beyond your imagination. Stand out from the crowd with this orange beacon of hope. Your purchase also counts as membership to the Official Guild of The Drift Wizard. I assure you it is not a cult, but we do have meetings every Tuesday in the abandoned lot behind Jiffy Lube.
